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 God Bless America May 5, 2009
Michael Goodfriend (Wallingford, CT, USA)
147 out of 151 found this review helpful
When I first saw this T-Shirt, I think I cried for at least an hour. It is possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, and I've seen the sunrise at the Grand Canyon, so I know a thing or two about beautiful things. I bought myself three of this shirt, and one for all of my family members' and friends' upcoming birthdays. All I can say is, I plan on wearing this shirt everyday, alternating between the three and doing my laundry every week or so, so that I never have to wear another shirt ever again. I was referred to this shirt by an aqquaintance, who told me how many women he picked up at Peep's, the local biker bar, with it. I can't wait to get mine!
I aint no werewolf, but I do ware wolf May 21, 2009
SAB0TAGE (Denver)
78 out of 79 found this review helpful
These colors don't run, but the wolves do, fast. For your best chance of survival, hold very still and avoid eye contact. I got this shirt because it is a smokey blue. (the only blue I'll ware) The graphics were just a bonus. But more and more I've grown to love these guys. See, I think the wolf should replace the bald eagle as our mascot because the wolf is only found in the United States, and they're bad. The bals-eagle, however, has been extinct for years and when they were alive, they were everywhere.
That'll Show Em May 21, 2009
V. Penna
54 out of 56 found this review helpful
When I saw this image, I knew it would put my neighbor's patriotic lawn display of painting the rusted car on his front lawn red white and blue, and draping his trailer with American flags stolen from the memorial cemetery, to total shame. I'm going to wear it while sitting in front of my home in an inflatable kid's pool while knocking back the cold ones all summer just to rub it in his face!
This shirt is the king of awesome May 23, 2009
GroundChuck
28 out of 28 found this review helpful
Forget the three-moon wolf shirt. This is the Platonic form of awesome. In fact, I was reading the Dialogues the other day for a class, and Plato himself said, "If you want to understand Platonic forms, look at the Wolf Flag T-shirt. It's the epitome of what awesome can be." I answered the question about Platonic forms with just, "Dude, Wolf Flag shirt." My professor gave me 300% on the quiz and asked me to come over for lobster and "dessert." I hope she's making chocolate cheesecake!
I find that, given the combination of awesomeness, wolves, and Old Glory, I get mistaken for Snake Eyes (from G.I. Joe) a lot. That wasn't really a big deal one way or the other until, one day, I got a royalty check from Hasbro. That was pretty sweet.
Unwritten information necessary for purchase May 23, 2009
Evil Steve (Ohio)
24 out of 25 found this review helpful
The manufacturers have forgotten to list two important facts about this product. You need to know the following prior to purchase:
1.) If this shirt comes within 100 yards of the 3WM shirt, the theme from Team America World Police will start to play so loudly it will literally obliterate all matter within a 1 mile radius. Only the wearers of the shirts are protected, no other technology can guard against this.
2.) This shirt comes with a secret version of the 1040 form that allows you to not have to pay taxes again ever because you are too patriotic. Any further attempts for the IRS to collect any tax will be dealt with by wolves, possibly wolves with laser eyes. No agents have ever survived, so eyewitness accounts are sketchy at best.
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